Everyone can be smart. Everyone can be intelligent. Everyone can even be educated. The only thing anyone has to do to be such things is CHOOSE to be. Now, for those who confuse studious with smart, I want to take a quick minute to explain the difference.
Being studious is spending a lot of time studying or doing homework. Some people confuse this with being smart. It is important to know the difference so one can jump at opportunities and take advantage of opportunities presented like the following anectdote.
A girl once asked me for help with her homework. It turned out she wanted me to do her work for her. I recognized the situation and knew I had the upper hand and a little leverage here. I immediately said, "I'll do it for $20." She said, deal. This is when I got smart.
I could have just left it at that and made a quick $20, it wasn't that much work anyway. Leave it at that and be friendzoned? Please! I've watched enough "How I Met Your Mother" to know where I could take this (true story, bro). What I said next is what separates the boys from the men, "$20 and a blowjob." She almost didn't have to think about it; she said, "ok."
Now, this is a lesson to all boys and men out there who have the awful mentality that they cannot get a girl, let alone a hot one. This girl is attractive and agreed to going down on me because I had the confidence to ask.
You're probably thinking, "oh, listen to this guy brag about getting felatio from a hot girl, she probably doesn't even exist." Me saying said girl is attractive is not to boast or brag about my achievement; instead, it is a compliment to said girl as I hope she is reading this. But seriously, she's hot.
